edward

edward
1. (edward) (1974↑, 757↓)
A name, not relating to the book "twilight". Most Edwards are ashamed to be associated with such an embarrassment of a book. Every time a girl meets an edward, some instinct in their deranged little fan-girl heads causes them to blurt out "OMG EDWARD LYKE EDWARD CULLEN OMGOMGOMGOMG\<3333333333 ARE YOU A VAMPIRE?\!"

fuck twilight. fuck edward cullen. way to ruin a name, stephanie meyers.

2. (Edward) (830↑, 348↓)
A male English given name meaning "blessed guard". Contracted forms include: Ed, Edd, Eddie, Eddy, Ned, Neddie, Neddy, Ted, Teddy and Teddie. Notably the given name of the character Edward Cullen in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series of books.

Hey, have you met Edward yet? OMG\! You mean Edward from Twilight? He's here?\! ...No, Ed from our new biology class.

3. (edward) (2057↑, 1722↓)
Someone (usually a guy) that is so utterly fantastic and so close to perfection, inside and out, that he can be compared to no one else besides the fabulous Edward Cullen from Twilight.

Look at that boy, he's so Edward\! Get a look at those cheekbones, and those eyes\!

4. (Edward) (508↑, 191↓)
Can mean: wonderful, funny, witty, loving, sweet, kind, caring, crazy, ambitious, creative, moody, forgiving, warm-hearted, sweet, whimsical, and charming. not to be linked to Edward Cullen, the vampire.

"See that boy, he can be an Edward sometimes\!" "awwww\!"

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5. (Edward) (620↑, 362↓)
A character for the mass mess TWILIGHT. A 108 year old virgin, supposedly a vampire, who sparkles in the sunlight, loves a bland character due to their smell and has no personality. He is most noted for his stalking of said female.

Edward: Say it. Out loud. [Bella]: [Vampire]. AND THE FANS GO NUTS +FAIL+

6. (Edward) (209↑, 31↓)
Edward is an English name that means "wealth protector". Edward is a kind, gentle, selfless, loving person. He is very passionate, an amazing lover, a steadfast companion, with a remarkable sense of humor. Edward is very loyal, down to earth, protective, and loves with all of his heart. He is the love of my life.......... Edward, Ed, Eddie, Teddie

You haven't been loved, until you've been loved by Edward\!\!

7. (Edward) (403↑, 285↓)
ablino crackhead with lime diease, has the smile of a rapist and should get a new weave

Bella:Edward wont do me... waahh\!\!\! Alice:Who gives a shit? Bella:BITE ME\!\! Alice: i eat you.

8. (Edward) (104↑, 26↓)
Edward is one of the coolest guy's you will ever meet. He is nice, kind, caring, sweet, loving, and cute. If you ever Meet him be prepared though because he is a dorkish nerd and acts a bit wierd at times but only because he is so sure of his sexuallity he dosnt need care if people think he is gay, but its ok because he is good enough to get any girl, but is often to shy to ask them out.

Person 1: Hey have you met Edward? Person 2: No i havnt he seems like a fag... P1: Well he is not he just act's a bit wierd... Rich: Hey Edward did you know that she likes you? Edward: Yeah im just to shy to ask her out... Rich: Go for it bro\!

Author: The Man with no Name. http://edward.urbanup.com/4755231
9. (edward) (87↑, 43↓)
The main character from full metal alchemist.

Look its edward elric\!\!\!

Author: chickitychick http://edward.urbanup.com/4451290
10. (Edward) (71↑, 32↓)
An Amazing Person that is fun to talk to and gives enjoyable conversation, a great boyfriend and a fun person to hang out with. talk to for hours on end without getting bored. Also very talented at music.

"Omg, Is that Edward?\!" "Edward Cullen?" "No, Edward Norton\!" "I just saw Edward Norton's Band, 'Vampire Weekend'."

Author: Hollywood420FTW http://edward.urbanup.com/4449901
11. (Edward) (51↑, 12↓)
Extremly attractive. A people person who is almost always the life of the party. Deriving from royalty.

He is so elegant, reminds me of an Edward.

12. (Edward) (52↑, 17↓)
A general descriptor for one endowed with a gigantic [cock] of elephant proportions

\<honey\> I love sucking Edward's elephant cock

13. (Edward) (52↑, 40↓)
Edward noun (1). _a person place or thing_ : Name, meaning 'Guard' in english adjective / adverb (1). Used to describe a walking disco ball -Relation- Name used in the pile of readable feces known as 'Twilight'

noun (1) : My, Your, He/She/Its Name is Edward adj (1) : Look, that (usually male) person is such and Edward

14. (Edward) (13↑, 9↓)
The classic image of a great friend. Funny and nice and cool and just all around around awesome. Has great tastes in television shows, makes a mean dinner, and is deathly afraid of his pet rabbit. Also known by Eddie and Ed, among other things.

"He's just like Edward. And not the sparkle troll."

Author: AcadianWarriorChick http://edward.urbanup.com/5500122
15. (edward) (714↑, 713↓)
a vampire, a man who is dead on perfection, his skin glows from radiance. Someone who is terrifying but you always want to see him more. He's perfect in everyway.

edward cullen, from the book Twilight\!

16. (Edward) (6↑, 8↓)
Edward = Explosive. Diarrhea. With. A. Running. Drip. usually happens when you go to a third world country or after a bad case of spicy food.

Bryan: Dude, Edward is knocking at my door right now. (After coming back from the bathroom) Bryan: Nevermind. Edward just dingdong ditched my house.

17. (edward) (5↑, 7↓)
A sexual predator who loves being taken from behind\!

Can i be edward tonight?

18. (Edward) (2↑, 6↓)
A short child with a huge head who is obsessed with Harry Potter. Hes white and likes to be spammed on facebook. The rudest way to insult someone.

You are such an Edward

Author: Bobthebuilder345678 http://edward.urbanup.com/5855318
19. (Edward) (5↑, 12↓)
Edward is a bad-ass assassin from the Anita Blake, vampire hunter book series. He is also known as Death and by his alias Ted Forrester, the name that he uses when he is doing legal jobs. He is described as average height with blond hair and ice-blue eyes. He hunts vampires and wereanimals because humans are too easy to kill and he wanted more of a challenge. He often says how much he loves his work. He likes to use a wide range of weapons on his monster hunts including flamethrowers, sub-machine guns and LAWs. He is a bit of a sociopath but also a brilliant actor, he can switch from his intimidating, emotionless self to his charming, texan alias Ted in a split second.

I was the Executioner, but the vampires called Edward Death. He'd earned the name. - Anita Blake The world is being invaded by sparkly vampires, what do we do? Call Edward.

20. (Edward) (26↑, 34↓)
the love of my life. a loving and caring person. a protector of all. always there no matter what. very understanding

edward: i love you with all my heart and soul [love]

21. (Edward) (25↑, 34↓)
to Edward: verb: 1. to devour someone's baby out of their uterus, through their stomach, using mainly one's teeth; 2. to cry constantly and do absolutely nothing of use to the world; 3. to sparkle.

1. Dude, he totally Edwarded that girl's stomach last night. Now she'll never have babies\! 2. Ever since his girlfriend broke up with him he's been totally Edwarding. 3. Did you see that sparkly dildo? It Edwards.

Author: Shenaniganical http://edward.urbanup.com/4662848
22. (Edward) (3↑, 18↓)
A person that buys an enormous amount of glitter, after the infamously shiny Edward Cullen.

Dude, don't be such an Edward. You don't need five super glitter packs.

Author: Mikey Valentine http://edward.urbanup.com/5506282
23. (Edward) (81↑, 101↓)
A character from Twilight. And ,no, he wasn't bitten by Carlisle. He was first a young boy named Cedric Diggory who wandered off like a stupid boy around a graveyard and got shot by Lord Voldy. What you people didn't realize was that Michael Jackson found him and bit him. He then sent 'edward' to the little family he created(which no one knows of) and brainwashed him into thinking that Carlisle brought him back to 'life'. Cedric changed his name to Edward Cullen and then he met Bella. Cho wasn't too happy about that (and if you guys were paying attention, you would've seen Cho in the back of Bella in every scene with a knife-also the reason why 'edwards' eyes are so big all the time. So there you have it people\! THE TRUE 'EDWARD' :)

Cedric: I realize I never really thanked you properly for tipping me off about those dragons. Harry: Forget about it. I'm sure you would've done the same for me. Cedric: Exactly. You know the Prefects' bathroom on the fifth floor?... Edward: I promise that this will be the last time you’ll see me. I won’t come back. I won’t put you through anything like this again. You can go on with your life without any more interference from me. It will be as if I’d never existed.

24. (edward) (9↑, 39↓)
an extremely emoic person that cock blocks and looks like a retard.

person 1: DUDE...did that guy just cockblock you? person 2: Yeah...he just pulled an edward.

25. (Edward) (36↑, 68↓)
Well, basically, you have a dude that knows a dude, that knows one dude, that sucks. Edward is that dude. Also ruined from Twilight, a book extremely overrated and practically raped by fangirls. Edward is, indeed, a mere word of fiction that will never exist. Cheers to that.

Edward sparkles in the sunlight.

26. (Edward) (57↑, 98↓)
Edward is most DEFIANTLY a dude that GLOWS from effing SUNLIGHT. and he's like, 200 years old, and yet 17. He has FANGS, merther frugger. And hes a veggie, yo\! He won't suck yo blood right out of you skinny taylor-swift-listening neck\! BUT ITS SO EPICALLY HARD NOT TO RESIST YOU BELLA\! And guess what?\! HE CAN FREAKING STOP A TRUCK, YES A TRUCK, WITH HIS THOUGHTS. BAM. LIKE, BAD TO THE MOTHER EFFING DAMN. And he can run supa koopa fast, AND CLIMB TREES LIKE A MONKEY. HE HAS A VAMPIRE TAN, FOR GOD'S SAKE\! AND HES GONNA MAKE AN EVIL BABY THAN I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE SHANAYNAY NAME IS, ITS EVIL, AND ITS LIKE WHAT, FORM ALIEN VS. PREDATOR?\! who Edward REALLY is is the aveerage joe, but not Joe, because Joe's the guy right over there. you have the wrong definition if so. typically a middle name, and defiantly not any of that crazy crack head stuff up above. their cool. musically talented.

Bella: Edward, your my one and only, you have a freaking vampire tan, and yet you glow\! lets make evil alien babies with weird crazy cracker names together\! Edward: Pssssh who you talking to, I'm like the average Joe Joe: HEY GUYS

Author: Twilight isn't about vampires http://edward.urbanup.com/4024068
27. (edward) (30↑, 90↓)
edward is an extrimely ugly fuked up hermapradite who likes to take it up the ass from mahr who totaly loves it hard core and out of controle\!\!\!

dude i totaly got edwarded just before

28. (Edward) (39↑, 132↓)
pouter thinks hes better then anyone writes proper doesnt knoe if hes a girl or a guy likes to block people

Hes such a edward

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29. (Edward) (28↑, 126↓)
"An Edward" is a famous word in NYC also known when you have to take a shit, so instead of saying I have to take a shit you say "I have to take an Edward" also Edward is a fucking homo from Brooklyn that has a huge camel toe...

[Shit][taking a shit][Edward]

Author: The King from NY http://edward.urbanup.com/3894666
30. (edward) (175↑, 604↓)
An unfortunate hairstyle that, until close inspection, closely resembles a toupée.

Look at that edward, do you think that's his real hair, or is it a wig?

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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